Roach-b-gone

So basically nothing happened in town the last two days, except for a meteor shower, yet i did get a surprise today in the form of another roach infestation. I dont know why but I love when I get to chase down roaches.

Well this might be why no one moves in..

Squeeeee

Seeing Stars

So yesterday was a meteor shower I got a few shots of that, and today was the Flea Market. I dont quite follow the guidelines, Someone offered me 1600 bells for a bass and I insisted on 16,000 I dont care for bargaining.

Damn straight

Shiiiney

Nice Eyelashes

Well another two days have passed with very little activity. I answered Serena honestly and she decided to take my axe anyway but the rest of the town seems to like me!

What? Theyre stingy.

You suck.

What's with the sheep?

I like cake

I didnt get a chance to check up on my town yesterday, but shockingly enough there was only a handful of wilted flowers. Besides that not much happened, and I'm sure I bought another forged painting from Redd, though the UFO was actually fairly priced in my opinion. I Also messed with the nickname/ greeting combination of Iggly to make some amusing nonsensical ramblings.

Yes. Cake IS nice.

Yeah, i'm touched.

The Grand Tour revisited

Well this weekend is the Flea Market. I see it as pointless since the items youd really want (ie fossils, pricey fish) are never for sale. I also lost yet another axe, but then again id feel weird if I didnt lose it. I snatched up a painting from Redd that turned out to be a forgery. I think I've gotten maybe two that were 'authentic'. Curt the bear got better and I got..tile? Okay, well thanks! To top this post off is a tour of my redecorated home.

There's no story here, I just love that line.

It's between Redd and the axe-stealer now.

Not giving me the bathtub huh?

Here's the main room.. I'm close to getting the entire 'Modern' set

Here's more of it, and my character to match.

Here's the basement, with a distinct Japanese theme.

Catch of the Day

Well today a sheep moved in, with the corny title of 'Baabara' and I caught two of the remaining six fish I need. I also discovered that two of the four fish I steal need I cant get again for MONTHS and the shark is unavailable at the end of the month. Fall is going to be nice and monotonous..

Seriously?

Lookie, I'm pale again.

The one that didnt get away

Well I didnt have much to report in the last few days but tonight there was a little more material. I listened to that fountain jerk, and healed Curt the ..bear? I caught a Dorado, which brings in a formidable 15,000 bells, but I donated it so I always have a chance to brag. I also discovered that with no debt I can just splurge all I want. Take that recession!

Bear Flu!

Emo..

Audience!

I finally found that damn Modern Wall.

Flag Day

So I kinda forgot a post yesterday but surpsingly a lot has happened. I caught a Peacock and both kinds of Salmon, meaning I can cross those off my yet-to-be caught list and got my shiney new flag. Also it seems my grass and trees are becoming a sadder, paler green, meaning soon ill be bragging about all the mushrooms i caught that day. *sigh*

Two in one screenshot man, we're done for!

Bah. You can kind of see the flag.

Shinies

You mean it's not 500,000 bells?

No perpetuating of the species for you!

You either!

Debt Free!

So today it was pretty quiet in town and I decided to just pay off my remaining debt. I sold off a lot of apples and peaches, did my victory dance and witnessed Nook suggesting that I spend all my money on him, and they say Redd is the shyster? Anyway Sunday is the Bug-Off. I'm trying to go for my fourth consecutive win!

Yet they dont let you make pies..

Squee!

He's going to make me a flag..for free!

Dumb Neighbors

So my neighbors continue to be morons. The Arcade machine that I got for free I sold for 1680 bells. Other than that its been dull and today it rained. There was a plague of walking leafs
(leaves?), which leads me to wonder if they programmed sundays to be creepy. I'm hoping tomorrow it's more exciting and I dont lose my 30th axe, because i'm sure as hell not throwing the silver axe in.

Oh please?

Hahhahha

The Dim Monkey Pt2

So not too long ago I sold a Bass for 308 bells to Nana, one of only three original residents remaining in my town. Any wad of pixels staying there this long has to be designed to be this dumb. At first she tried getting over 4k for an arcade but wound up giving it to me for free. Other than that nothing happened, but I do hate skipping days.

Are you S----ing me?

Youre thanking me for giving me something for free?

Monotony Monoto-me!

So I didnt post yesterday because I assumed Id have a busier day today and could combine the days for a nice big post, but I was met with another dull day. I caught fish incessantly, shopped for my Halloween costume and paid off more of my mortgage. Maybe tomorrow I wont be subjected to so many puns.

*Groan*

Ok that one's pretty good

Oh god the puns..

Getting there!

Golly, lots of choices..

Here comes the rain again..AGAIN

Well I missed yesterday's entry, but it rained today so ill just combine yesterday and today to make one big one. Since yesterday was Labor Day Tortimer gave me a picnic basket, and absolutely nothing else. Yeah.. I couldnt figure out what to do for it either.

Goodie.

Awww, shucks.

Umbrella Pansy..

I love when I have an audience..

Taking home the Silver

Well I hoped today would be more exciting than yesterday and it was. For one thing there was a lot of insects out and I caught 8 Monarchs. There were so many it was kinda creepy. I won at hide n seek, but frankly they could try a little harder.I also got a Silver Axe, it's not the gold but its eased my bitterness!

I think it's the apocalypse...

Yeeup..

Seriously, are the butterflies coming for me?

FTW

SUCCESS!

Ha, they're all wearing my two Pro designs.

Im scared..

So not a lot happened today. I crossed the red dragonfly off my list and Serena has gotten a little more forceful with her threats. Other than that I just paid off more of my mortgage. Hopefully tomorrow i'll get something more epic to happen.

Hack me to pieces?

TA-DA